I smelled a llama because I am AWESOME!

So the last post on Preston sets a personal comment record! Lets see if we can get even more!

A friend sent me a funny (thanks Jennie & Nick!) and I though it was funny enough to include here:


Pick the month you were born:

January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April--------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June---------I smelled
July---------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10------my neighbor
11------my science teacher
12------a banana
13------a fireman
14------a stuffed animal
15------a goat
16------a pickle
17------your mom
18------a spoon
19------a smurf
20------a baseball bat
21------a ninja
22------Chuck Norris
23------a noodle
24------a squirrel
25------a football player
26------my sister
27------my brother
28------an ipod
29------a surfer
30------a llama
31------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--------because I'm cool like that.
Black--------because that's how I roll.
Pink---------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue---------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green--------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple-------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray---------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow-------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange-------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--------because I can.
Other--------because I'm a Ninja!
No shirt-----because I can't control myself.

Now type out the sentence you made, in the comments section

Can't wait to see what you get stuck with.